Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...