Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Oh Baby!
A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
How to Blow your money !!
One day a man decided to geta tattoo on his penis, his wife askedwere...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
The copy machine handout
|In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One...