Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?She hikes up her...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”