I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...