Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
You’ve changed my mind
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No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...