Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...