A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
The Shopping Criminal
|It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...