Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
A Chicago man in hell.
A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...