Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A little girl came running into the house crying…
A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Worms.
Q: How do you tell one end of a worm from the other?A: Put...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...