The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...