Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Gay banter
More gay banter…Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!