What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pig misunderstanding
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From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...
Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...