Different sex outcomes
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What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
The dyslexic satanist.
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The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his…
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
The 5th floor!
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...