Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...