The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...