Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Traveling on the train
|There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....