What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
My very first time!
The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...