The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Appropriate Penance
A Priest gets a call from one of his golfing buddies on a Saturday...
Chauvinist Pigs…Bulb?
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb?None. Let...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...