Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Doughgirl Is Sick
In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!