Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...