Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...