How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...