Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...