Get away with murder
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After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
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Top Twenty Oxymorons
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Stick your tongue out…
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New prefix
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After Man, God Said…
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The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...