Kleenex anyone?
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
God Does Have A Sense of Humor
A man was praying to God. He said, “God!?” God responded, “Yes?” And the...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...