Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
Take her apart!
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be...
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager
Top Ten Signs You’re Becoming a Teenager10) Like is, like, the most commonly used...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Great Lover
He: Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...