The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...