Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...