Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders”...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...