Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?
How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...