What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...