Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...