Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...