My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...