insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...