Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Great to be a woman
|Reason’s why it’s great to be a woman Free drinks. Free dinners. Free movies....
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...