What is the future
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The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Fart, farts everywhere!
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Names to Use in Prank Calls
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Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...