A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...