Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
There were two cows in a paddock…
There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass....
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
Doctors meeting
|A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave,...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...