Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Question answer 05
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...