A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Latest software technology
Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...