A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...