Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...