Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
The Miracle of Christmas
I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...