Mexican Funeral
Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Trapped within a bog
|Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...