Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Undocumented Windows Errors
?WinErr: 001 Windows loaded – System in danger?WinErr: 002 No Error – Yet?WinErr: 003...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!