The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
Bear Hunt
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...