A cure for a headache
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache.”I’ve got...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Where in earth have you been!
|What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Undecided
The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...