Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...