Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....